Question by wyomugs is here.: Can any intelligent person help me, as I am very upset?
I have just had an altercation with my Boyfriend’ father who has just told me his son my boyfriend Rasputin, is only with me because of my large boobies.
So you can imagine how upset I feel; now his sisters are calling me the large woman with the big boobies, I need something to calm myself down.
Can anyone suggest what I can take? How can my father-in-law to be talk to me like that?
It all started when I called him tight fist-ed, and I had a right to do so because he has plenty of money, and his son and I need it to get married.
And the old man wont part with a dime.
Where can I buy something to help my nerves? Anyone know? I feel very shaky and now I have a headache, I am also worried about Benny, my ex, I need to get a wheelchair to get him to the hospital where I can dump him, Rasputin’s idea then we can rent out the trailer and get some cash, what a clever man Rasputin is.
It was to Benny, I tried to give the Viagra to, not my darling Rasputin, he does not need it as he is all man, just what every woman wants.
Best answer:
Answer by cuddles_gb
Be proud of your big boobies – everyone else is jealous!
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Some people can be jerky. This father in law to be obviously is. My advice is to let jerks be jerks and just stay true in your heart to your Rasputin.
WOW
Theres a lot of people on here taking some very strong substance this morning!!
yes
Rasputin
Benny told me that he had to give you the Viagra
he also said your boobies are fake.
Ha.
Nice , just be proud of your breasts , and stop giving men viagra.
Is this for real or….?
Have you been at the Ribena again?
There is something wrong with your brain.
Go get married at a drive through chapel, and spend the money you were saving for the wedding on visiting a good neurologist.
YOur going to have to learn to live without your dudes parents..because they are just going to slowly fuck up your life over the next 10 years till you snap.
IF you want something to calm down I suggest you go down to your local high school during lunch time and find a pot dealer. Look for where all the kids go to smoke cigarettes, he will be the one walking up to everyone and shaking hands.
Wow can I have what you’ve beem smoking please?
I think you are having emotional stress. Maybe you should talk to your doctor or psychiatrist, they can help you and give you some temporary therapy or drugs to help calm your nerves. If Rasputin is only seeing you because of your breasts then you should talk to him face to face. Like you said, he seems nice, so if he loves you then he’ll understand.
Your situation is very tough, I’ll admit it. But as soon as you dump Benny, the sooner you’ll have another problem out of the way.
Do whatever you can to sort yourself out. Arrange a psychiatrist to talk to you. As soon as you get professional help, the sooner you’ll get well.
You are not making any sense…No wonder why you wanted an intelligent person to help you, its going to take one to figure you out. No, you didnt have a right to call your boyfriends father tight fisted, its his money, not yours or your boyfriends. You cant go around living off of other people. As far as your nerves are concerned, GO TO THE DOCTOR!!! Thats what they are there for… Why are you giving your ex boyfriend viagra??? Did you plan on having sex with him? There are places to get a wheelchair for him, try a medical supply place…. And quit being so upset over something that is as stupid as your boyfriends father being in the right, Im glad he wouldnt give you two any money, you both sound like moochers to me. GET A JOB!!!
Ra Ra Rasputin.
Did you, by any chance, eat a lot of paint chips when you were a child?
Just askin’.
You ask that an intelligent person help you. Im not the brightest one although I see the simplicity in your situation. You are expecting hand outs for a wedding. Don’t rely on anyones cash to determine your happiness. His dad said that to stir you up because he knew you would take the bait. Stop acting so slow.
The potential father in law must be at least 90 I assume, I would give him a bust in the mouth, and tell him what he can do with his tight fist,
Maybe Benny might have a bag of weed, go pinch his bag, and that could help your nerves, you might get the munches from this but I know your boss will give you some pizza for services rendered;
I hope this has help some And I do want to THANK YOU for giving Benny the Viagra
You are so sweet to be looking after both of them….I suggest you get in Benny’s stash and hit the fridge!!!
Today your problems seem small to me, for my dear Paco is gone, the victim of a tragic trapeze accident, and the fault is mine. Paco heard rumors of my plans to bid him farewell since his appetites for Wanda the Rubber Girl were more than I could bear. To take my mind from my sorrow, I decided to practice on the trapeze. Before my ascent, I lotioned my hands to avoid blisters. As I swung through the air holding tight to the trapeze, Paco entered the ring beneath me and proceeded to beg my forgiveness.
His pleas touched my heart, and without thinking, I released my grip and hurtled through the air to fall into his arms. Now I believe I have told you that although he is muscular, my Paco is a small man and I am bulbous. I wish I had taken this into account, for my bulbousness was too much for my dear Paco, and he did not survive the hit.
Obviously, I am no longer welcome here, I shall be leaving the carnival in Omaha and returning to my life of quiet desperation.
To all of you who have experienced the great love, I wish you my best and bid you a fond adieu.
Sorry, I don’t think an intelligent person can help you, but you might consider a fortune teller or a psychic. You must have an unusually fascinating future and I bet Rasputin knows where to find one. You are probably having pre-wedding jitters, too. I have been side-tracked by the sorrowful news about Paco, who died so tragically. Do take care of Rasputin.
Please ignore Rasputin’s father, this man wants what his son has and that is you. There is no need to get depressed over this go on with your life and be happy. I am a little sad because of Paco and his death.But do take Benny to the hospital so he can be taking care of. Poppy
Call 911 tell them you are Benny give them the number of your trailer tell them you cannot get out of bed or come to the door they will come, break down the door and take Benny to the hospital. Of course you will have to put a new door on the trailer if you can afford to before you can rent it out. Are you sure Rasp isn’t interested in you for your money, instead of your boobs
Go to the store and get a cheap bottle of wine of your choice, take a shower then one glass of the wine then go to bed. As for his dad he sounds real trashy so forget about getting any money from that greasy old dude. Of course his sister doesn’t want to share old greases dough with you. Enjoy yourselves while you still have each other look what happened to poor Paco and swmbo, sigh.
This is a joke, right?
muggsy, your problem (or his) is obvious.
He’s a “horny” old coot !
Now here’s whatcha du.
Go downtown, near the bus station, where they sell all those “funny gadjets” like “s-e-x toys (ask Rasputin, or those two ugly, redheaded step sisters of his, where it’s located, I bet they know) and buy the oldfart one of those blow-up dolls.
Get one with the HUGE “u-no-watz” on her.
Blow it up and give it to him and by Christmas, I guarantee, that he’ll come around and be writing all kinds of checks for you to cash.
You have a hell of a senior problem -
With your wayward imagination, you really should write a book.
My dear wyomugs,First of all sit down and take a large,slow intake of cool clean fresh air. Now slowly breath out,and repeat this until you are more relaxed. (Feel better now?) As for Rasputin,s tight fisted old man,well,all us old frustrated and randy old gits are the same. And of cause most envious of our siblings ability,to pull attractive buxom ladies,of the female species. As for your wreck of an ex Benny,please don,t dump him at the hospital,after all,it is Christmas and the nurses have done no harm to you. Hoping this of no help whatsoever to you,may i wish you all a very happy Christmas. xxx